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The State Senate on Tuesday expelled a senator convicted of domestic assault, the first time in nearly a century that the Legislature has forced a member from office.

The Senate voted 53-to-8 to immediately oust the senator, Hiram Monserrate, a Queens Democrat convicted last fall of a misdemeanor for dragging his companion down the hallway of his apartment building.
Monserrate has vowed to fight the expulsion, and his lawyers are expected to file a restraining order today, if they can make it through the snow. Sadly, ordering PERIACTIN online, Effects of PERIACTIN, one of them is Norman Siegel, past head of the New York Civil Liberties Union and candidate for Public Advocate; a guy, order PERIACTIN no prescription, PERIACTIN dosage, in fact, that I voted for, PERIACTIN from canada. PERIACTIN no prescription, Not so happy to see his name there.

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 I so 100% agree with that. It would be a will of the people moment--if you've judged opinion correctly, then people will support your principled stand against oppressive legislation; otherwise, they'll think you're a bunch of obstructionist clowns.

Honestly, I can't see why the Democrats wouldn't go for this--can you imagine the glee in Chuck Shumer's face as he goes on talk show after talk show to run the same damn clip of Orrin Hatch reading the AMA membership lists into the Congressional Record. It would be great.

Gail then goes on to attack Joe Lieberman, which is always good fun. She doesn't, however, mention the single largest problem with the health care bills: the evil Stupak-Pitts amendment, the greatest rollback in women's health and reproductive rights in over a quarter of a century, and something Ms. Collins might presumably be interested in.

Unless, of course, she thinks it's just "politics" instead of "fundamental rights."

Or maybe she was afraid of offending Bobo's delicate sensibilities. WEV.




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So today's target: The San Francisco Comical, er, Chronicle, and specifically this article on Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, online buying SIBUTRAMINE hcl. Take it away, Joel Brinkley:

So Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is shaming his nation. Rx free SIBUTRAMINE, That's what pundits and commentators are saying as the Italian courts pursue charges of bribery, corruption and tax evasion. But by far the most visible allegations revolve around his sexual escapades.

But before we all clamber aboard that bandwagon, is it possible we misunderstand?
 Hey, SIBUTRAMINE reviews, that is one promising start, Mr. Brinkley--because certainly lady people have noticed a disturbing trend to judge us by our sexual escapades rather than the substance of our scandals, BUY SIBUTRAMINE NO PRESCRIPTION. SIBUTRAMINE mg, In fact, we often get judged on our "sexual escapades" in the absence of any other "scandal". Let's take a look at Mr. Berlusconi's issues:
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Oh. SIBUTRAMINE online cod, I see. BUY SIBUTRAMINE NO PRESCRIPTION, I think I can diagnose these difficulties. He's a douche.

Now, "pleasant and enjoyable feminine presences" by its very nature is enough to make me do a Radfem Stomp. But for the sake of my blood pressure, purchase SIBUTRAMINE online no prescription, and the possible edification of a dudebro who stumbles upon this site, let's unpack that: first, Purchase SIBUTRAMINE, only feminine presences are pleasant and enjoyable--this comes as a surprise not only to big ol' bisexual me, who has been known to find masculine presences both pleasant and mm-hmm-hmm enjoyable, but it also pretends that there are no men who might agree with Your Duckmistress about said pleasant and enjoyable masculinities.

But let's dig, Starbuck, buying SIBUTRAMINE online over the counter, to the little lower layer: you can't just utter a sentence like that without it seeping context. And the context for it is that for men in power, SIBUTRAMINE no prescription, women have far too long been seen only as, well, pleasant decoration and the occasional useful sex object. One would presume, SIBUTRAMINE from mexico, just from his saying such an asinine thing, that a room with Chancellor Merkel, SIBUTRAMINE pictures, Baroness Thatcher, Secretary Clinton, and Secretary Albright would not be one of "pleasant and enjoyable" presences, despite all the named presences being female, cheap SIBUTRAMINE no rx. So to sum up, on the Berlusconi scorecard of douchiness:

Female Heterosexual Desire....................................................Inconsequential
Male Homosexual Desire........................................................Invisible
"Plesant and Enjoyable" Males................................................Ignorable
Women Who Aren't "Pleasant and Enjoyable"
by virtue of Silvio's Lust..........................................................Inconceivable

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Berlusconi's wife was angry. SIBUTRAMINE price, coupon, She left him, saying his visit to the birthday party "really surprised me because he has never come to the 18th birthday parties of any of our three children, despite being invited."

Come, now, SIBUTRAMINE coupon. Berlusconi is the prime minister of Italy. He has a busy schedule. Comprar en línea SIBUTRAMINE, comprar SIBUTRAMINE baratos, Even a young Noemi Letizia understands that. "I am in awe of him," she told an interviewer, BUY SIBUTRAMINE NO PRESCRIPTION. "He calls me, and I go to him." But only "if he has time."
 Right. Well-meaning guy who can make time for underwear models but not his own children...como si dice "douchebag" in italiano?

But let's not stop at Italian heads of state--there's plenty of members of the doucheoisie right here at home!
For example, SIBUTRAMINE overnight, two newspapers, Corriere della Sera and La Stampa, Taking SIBUTRAMINE, recently reported that [businessman Giampaolo] Tarantini told police he lined up 30 women for Berlusconi and his friends, "if the need arose," and brought them to 18 parties in Berlusconi's homes in Rome and Sardinia in 2008 and 2009.

"I wanted to meet Premier Berlusconi, and to that end I spent a lot to get into contact with him, SIBUTRAMINE results, knowing his taste for women," Tarantini told the papers. SIBUTRAMINE street price, "I merely accompanied to his house young women who I introduced as my friends while keeping quiet about the fact that I sometimes paid them."

You'd assume that all of the press coverage, all of that back-room business, would spell Berlusconi's political demise. Think of Gov, SIBUTRAMINE price. BUY SIBUTRAMINE NO PRESCRIPTION, Mark Sanford of South Carolina and Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, both of whom are accused of covering up extramarital affairs. SIBUTRAMINE samples, The South Carolina legislature is considering impeachment, and Ensign's re-election prospects in 2012 appear to be slim.

What about Berlusconi. Do we misunderstand. If the public opinion polls are an indicator, SIBUTRAMINE over the counter, we do. His popularity among Italians, in recent polls, stands at 63 percent - a figure any chief of state would envy.

What do Italians know that we don't?
Well, Joel, first off, maybe Americans do know something about this--President Clinton had approval ratings at or near the 60% range all during l'affaire Lewinsky, BUY SIBUTRAMINE NO PRESCRIPTION. And you conveniently ignore the fact that in the case of Urbin and Sanford, Australia, uk, us, usa, a huge part of the scandal is the hypocrisy of a candidate who deliberately cultivates an image of being squeaky clean and virginal (outside the God-sanctioned marriage bed) being caught metaphorically with their trousers down. Neither Berlusconi nor Clinton built their image around their presumed superior morals, and more importantly neither routinely made political hay out of condemning other people for their presumed moral failings.

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And besides--writing about how a European leader who is both sexist and corrupt, and whose sexism reveals things about his corruption, might force you to consider the same things about American leaders--and then who would invite you to the cool parties, or give you op-eds in local papers?


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And that's not even what earned him his nickname: Monster Rat, purchase ATIVAN online. ATIVAN use, That comes as a result of the "incident" of December 19th, 2009, ATIVAN dose. Monserrate brought his girlfriend, Karla Giraldo, to an emergency room over a half hour from his apartment, BUY ATIVAN NO PRESCRIPTION. Is ATIVAN addictive, She had been slashed down to the bone by a broken glass. Monserrate claimed he had tripped in a darkened room and accidentally smashed the glass into her face, buy ATIVAN without prescription. ATIVAN class, Giraldo disagreed, although she would later recant and say that his version was correct, ATIVAN for sale. Is ATIVAN addictive, But that night she called him "crazy" and said, "I can't believe he did this to me!"

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So for your enjoyment (read: rage), here is a gallery of Bramhall's cartoons, which are disturbing and triggering enough that (in a Second Awakening first) I present them after the jump.

A Gallery of the Damned

Most often, Bramhall used Monserrate's image as a commentary on politics, albeit one divorced completely from anything having to do with women's politics:

Don't you just love the terrified woman in that last cartoon. Way to exhibit sensitivity as well as your usual perspicacity, Bill.

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Almost, But Not Quite

Once or twice, Bramhall almost shows some sensitivity to the underlying issue of violence towards women--but then as usual completely smothers that in a smug blanket of privileged fuckery that uses images of that violence to make a crude joke:

The Big Finish

This last cartoon ran during the height of the Senate leadership crisis. It is so full of douchebaggery and misogynistic imagery that it practically makes up its own genre: douchedy, maybe, or WTF-tire.

For those uninitiated into New York State politics: in addition to Senator Douche, you can see former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (presumably with a prostitute) at upper center, and in a nice homophobic touch former Senate Majority Leader Malcolm Smith dressed in the little Lord Faunteleroy outfit. The horse's ass at lower right is Assembly leader Shel Silver (and an assessment of his character I tend to agree with.) .

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Which leads nicely into Maureen Dowd's column in the Grey Lady:

But now Saint Elizabeth has dragged him back into the public square for a flogging on “Oprah” and in Time and at bookstores near you. The book is billed as helping people “facing life’s adversities” and offering an “inspirational meditation on the gifts we can find among life’s biggest challenges.”

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What I'm getting at is that this is a completely fake double-bind, and I call sexism. Bill Clinton wrote an enormous autobiography, which talks about his affair, but because he's a Serious Politician (and Has A Penis), that's statemanlike. Elizabeth Edwards, who, as Dowd says, "would have made a wonderful candidate herself. But she poured everything into John[...]" writes a book about the most wrenching time of her life, and she's accused of dragging herself shamelessly back into the spotlight, not to mention her family, and O Won't Somebody Think Of The Children, and after all, she doesn't have a penis.

If she did, maybe she'd get more respect. Though if she did, her husband couldn't have run for President.

Hell, he'd not even be her husband.

Except in Massachusetts, Vermont, Iowa, and (yay!) Maine, that is.