If it’s Wednesday, then it must be Belgium. Wait! No! Below the Belt:
Something interesting happened recently in the Michigan Secretary of State election race.
Now, before you tell me that the word “interesting” and the phrase “Michigan Secretary of State” syntactically can’t be in the same sentence together, bear with me, and let me introduce you to Representative Paul Scott:
Seems a charming enough fellow! Step right up, sir, and let us know what you’re planning to do for the people of the great Wolverine State! Let’s see, I have his website right here…